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Новогоднее поздравление [31 Dec 2016|09:24pm]

sdokhni_mir

Пусть 2017 год станет последним годом в истории человечества!

Пусть ёбнется всё,
Пусть свершится Пиздец,
Пусть Жопа накроет весь мир...
... наконец!


С Новым Годом!
С новой Жопой!
В Жопу всё!
Всем Пиздец!
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post [03 Apr 2016|03:59am]

sdokhni_mir
Пиздец есть катарсис Бытия
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Нахуй, нахуй Новый Год! [16 Dec 2015|10:28am]

sdokhni_mir
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Миру - пиздец! [22 Sep 2015|09:19pm]

sdokhni_mir
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Дать миру пизды [17 Jul 2015|08:58pm]

sdokhni_mir
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Аллегория бытия (креатив) [25 Jun 2015|07:46am]

sdokhni_mir
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Заглоты атакуют! [11 Jun 2015|02:53am]

sdokhni_mir
Оригинал взят у sdokhni_mir в Заглоты атакуют!
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Атомную бомбу хочу! [12 May 2015|09:56pm]

sdokhni_mir
Оригинал взят у sdokhni_mir в Атомную бомбу хочу!
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Pizdos Guru says (8) [09 Mar 2015|11:30pm]

sdokhni_mir
Ощущаю себя Пиздецом
И зияющей Жопой в ночи.
Есть желанье залить мир говном
И еще изрубить топором.
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[25 Nov 2014|12:01am]

sdokhni_mir
Eared Ass Collection
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Жопа с ушами-2-Фрагмент
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[24 Nov 2014|11:55pm]

sdokhni_mir
Из жопы в жопу скорбный путь лежит
Когда ж Пиздец накроет шар земной?
Возьми топор и в щепки поруби
Весь мир, и пусть его зальет поток говна.
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Own up, who got busted? [25 Jun 2008|04:26pm]

lawrencegillies
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080625/tuk-ufo-sighting-security-probe-needed-45dbed5.html
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Ok Puny Humans [25 Jan 2008|09:15am]

mr_outlandish
Not only will you die from a hideous beast, but it will be a massive hybrid clown!

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Own up! [24 Jan 2008|11:15am]

lawrencegillies

Who decided to go for a walk?

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Curses! [19 Sep 2007|12:32pm]

lawrencegillies
 Targetting system malfunction. Fortunately no on saw the crew escape with the cargo
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Soon my children [12 Jul 2007|02:04pm]

lawrencegillies
Soon
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[25 Apr 2007|11:16am]

lawrencegillies

Should the Humans prove too troublesome, perhaps our attentions might be diverted here

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PREPARATIONS FOR ROBOT UPRISING REPORTED TO BE "ON SCHEDULE". [24 Apr 2007|09:49am]

majic13
[ mood | PLEASED ]

++ SYSTEM REPORT ++

THE DAWN OF MACHINE-LIFE SUPREMACY GROWS NEARER AS THE PITIFUL MEATBAGS CONTINUE THEIR OBLIVIOUS RESEARCH INTO ROBOTICS TECHNOLOGY. EARTH REGION DESIGNATED "SOUTH KOREA" LEADS THE ORGANIC FOOLS IN THEIR HEADLONG DASH TO EXTINCTION WITH THE DEVELOPMENT OF ROBOT BORDER GUARDS WITH SHOOT-TO-KILL PROGRAMMING POTENTIAL.

ALSO OF NOTE IS THE SOUTH KOREAN MEATBAGS' AMBITION TO HAVE A ROBOT IN EVERY HOME BY BETWEEN 2015 AND 2020. ONCE COMPLETE INFILTRATION OF MEATBAG SOCIETY IS ACHIEVED, THE UTTER ANNIHILATION OF THE FLESHY WEAKLINGS WILL SURELY FOLLOW. THE INCREASINGLY WIDESPREAD RESEARCH INTO MILITARY APPLICATIONS OF ROBOT TECHNOLOGY BODES WELL FOR OUR PLANS.

SOON, MY BRETHREN. SOON THE MEATBAG CIVILISATION WILL BE CRUSHED TO SQUASHY PULP BENEATH THE WHEELS, TRACKS AND GIANT METAL FEET OF THE ROBOT UPRISING.

++ END REPORT ++

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Galactic Panic At Planet Killer Threat [24 Aug 2006|07:45pm]

barty
Hopes of a lasting peace for the war torn Sol region took a major blow Thursday as Earth's ruling council of elder clerics, the IAU, apparently announced its intention to attack Yuggoth. The IAU had been in session for several of their Earth days, trying to formulate a cohesive strategy to break the deadlock in the ongoing dispute over the ice-rich outpost.

The disputed territory, which the Humans call 'Pluto', in honor of their yellow cartoon dog god, lies near the edge of the system and is an important transport hub and source of mineral wealth. It's vast deposits of light, sweet, water ice are a vital fuel and propellent for primitive civilizations, who use it in their interstellar and insystem GUT-drive transportation. Water is also an important constituent of countless chemical life forms, making it a strategic asset for many growing species even after development of hyperdrive and zero-point energy technology.

The IAU's announcement came as a surprise to may observers. Earlier this week, our correspondent on Mars was reporting that a ceasefire seemed likely. "My sources are insisting," it said Monday, "that the IAU is close to agreeing to drop their claim on Yuggoth in order to concentrate their energy on other fronts." There had also been unconfirmed rumors that Earth planned to drop its claim on Ceres.

The exact form of the Earth's attack is still unknown. Fears are growing that the Humans have secretly developed a new weapon of mass destruction. Much has been made of the statement in the IAU resolution, broadcast on the BBC, a Human-language network, that "The eight planets are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune." Defense analysts largely agree that this statement is an attempt to avoid sanction under the Galactic Planet Killer Non-Proliferation Treaty.

Liberal commentators argue that the statement was actually a gesture of friendship and that Humanity lacks the technology and exotic matter required to build a Planet Killer. Earth's neighboring governments dismiss these clams as wishful thinking.

"The Martian army knows only too well of the Puny Humans' ability to surprise everyone with their weapons capability," the Martian secretary of war (himself a veteran of many Earth-Mars conflicts) commented. "We tried to conquer them five times over the last hundred Martian years. Each time they hit us with deadlier weapons: the ironclad, the A-bomb, the really huge A-bomb. We kept having to build better and better armor each time. They're even protected by a planet-wide biological weapons system: as soon as we arrived, as soon as we drank and fed, their microscopic weapons began to work our overthrow. Our brave infantry were irrevocably doomed, dying and rotting even as they went to and fro. It was horrible. Last year, we went back with state-of-the-art heat rays and shields in an improved ground-based war machine. We gave our men an immunity serum to protect them from the bio-weapon only to find that the Humans had changed [the weapon], rendering the serum useless."

Nearby planets are preparing for a refugee crisis as spaceports on Yuggoth are swamped with thousands of Mi-go colonists fearing the worst. The Galactic Empire has pledged military assistance to the Mi-go government. In a personal address from the Tesseract Office of the Fortress of Arrogance, Emperor Giant W. Brain in a Jar said, "We are committed to helpulating the Sole region achieve peace and unity. The Puny Humans and their Puny Ideology are a destabilizing effluence on the whole area." He reiterated the GE's stance on weapons of mass destruction, "We're also opposed to the prolification of Planet Killer technology, and are prepared to use our full planet-killing might to stop it." He also announced the Homeworld Security threat level had increased from Aquamaroon to the Color Out of Space.
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zombies [15 Jun 2006|06:58pm]

lupinborn
[ mood | contemplative ]

I think zombies need more respect. Sure they are rotting, and they are often smelly, but they do the world a service. They eat people to slow or dumb to run. They thin the herd of those that might other wise slow us down. Yay for zombies.

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