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PREPARATIONS FOR ROBOT UPRISING REPORTED TO BE "ON SCHEDULE".

++ SYSTEM REPORT ++

THE DAWN OF MACHINE-LIFE SUPREMACY GROWS NEARER AS THE PITIFUL MEATBAGS CONTINUE THEIR OBLIVIOUS RESEARCH INTO ROBOTICS TECHNOLOGY. EARTH REGION DESIGNATED "SOUTH KOREA" LEADS THE ORGANIC FOOLS IN THEIR HEADLONG DASH TO EXTINCTION WITH THE DEVELOPMENT OF ROBOT BORDER GUARDS WITH SHOOT-TO-KILL PROGRAMMING POTENTIAL.

ALSO OF NOTE IS THE SOUTH KOREAN MEATBAGS' AMBITION TO HAVE A ROBOT IN EVERY HOME BY BETWEEN 2015 AND 2020. ONCE COMPLETE INFILTRATION OF MEATBAG SOCIETY IS ACHIEVED, THE UTTER ANNIHILATION OF THE FLESHY WEAKLINGS WILL SURELY FOLLOW. THE INCREASINGLY WIDESPREAD RESEARCH INTO MILITARY APPLICATIONS OF ROBOT TECHNOLOGY BODES WELL FOR OUR PLANS.

SOON, MY BRETHREN. SOON THE MEATBAG CIVILISATION WILL BE CRUSHED TO SQUASHY PULP BENEATH THE WHEELS, TRACKS AND GIANT METAL FEET OF THE ROBOT UPRISING.

++ END REPORT ++

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